Josie
I forgot to say this as another mail came through
Second Hand Sister
But Mummy is reading Morse again
And wants to visit her old college
Hence Oxford
As a surprise I purchased some tickets
For the annual burning of the Marxist Intellectuals
Which is great fun especially if the weather is kind
However the event has been cancelled
As somebody somewhere realised
That Marxist Intellectuals do not exist
One can be an intellectual
One can be a Marxist
Or just enjoy their comedy
But they cannot exist together
So I am taking Mummy to the
Riverside Jazz Festival instead
Leave it all to me sis
Joe xxx