ElectroAmerika

I watched as a blind girl

Added liner to her vacant eyes

Without warning

She turned into a panda

So I cooked her fried egg

 

SuperAmerika

I was involved in an automobile accident this morning

The other driver died

I lost three fingers

And my sister lost two

The police officer who attended the scene

Cut off one of his own fingers

To ensure that his perfect day

Was not compromised