Anita you are such a Saint
As you know I am very organised
But circumstances have conspired
I was going to Vienna
But I am now in Berlin
Josie and Cora are arriving in a couple of hours
Here is the information you need
The key is under the mat (usual place)
The cat is named Angela and looks quite manky
Indeed it is an ugly cat
And is as thick as two planks
But she is very affectionate
I almost forgot Angela
Is a long haired ginger cat
Which was a rescued
From a hell hole estate
In Souf Lundun I believe
Quite what Angela
Makes of leafy Richmond
Is hard to guess
There is a bottle
Of something nice
Waiting for you
Today is Saturday
And I am hoping to be back
By Wednesday at the latest
I will keep in touch
Josef xxx
PS – Would you like a Taylor Swift tee shirt