Whilst on a winding summer road
Jane and I stumbled upon a Festival of Jam
We thought it might be jazz based
But we were wrong
As it was a Jam Festival
With hundreds of jars of jam
Made from all fruits and even concrete
I purchased a jar of Concrete Jam
Which was rather good on toast
Audrey I see you are making jam again
I have never stopped
You did not attended our annual festival
We all thought you had died
The Reverend Dodgson was most upset
No such luck
I was inside
Inside
I was in prison
Heavens Why
You are a pillar of the community
Did you murder Harold
No I was caught making Ginger Marmalade
By the Clerk of the Council
What
Yes I weakened Myrtle
But I have learnt my lesson
These jars of yours Audrey
I trust they are not marmalade
Then you would be right
Not even Revolutionary Marmalade
It is Pineapple Jam Myrtle
Just plain old Pineapple Jam
You named it after me
How sweet you are
What is it made from
Oranges Concrete
And a touch of Arsenic