When I was a kid there were no mobility scooters
What happy times they were
If you could afford a wheelchair all well and good
You just fitted in with the everyday muddle of life
These scooters are not just driven by older people
But those so fat that they hang over the sides
Gross gross so fucking gross
You are not big boned or have a medical condition
But just greedy disgusting cunts
You see these small tanks on busy roads
Inhibiting the flow of traffic to danger points
Where are the fucking laws
What fucking laws
Like cyclists they think they own the pavements
And become abusive if you highlight
What selfish bastards they really are
It makes me really ashamed to be a crip