Joe
Many people think that you are * ***** ** ****
I am * ***** ** ****
When you joke
You do not take prisoners
I will not be censored by fools
A question
I know that you like cartoons
And have a collection of Giles books
That is correct
What was your favourite cartoon
I have two
The **** ***** **** is on in Paris as we speak
My cartoon dates from a previous ***** ****
Diving for the Blind is the event
It is cruel but very funny
Showing a diving pool
Full of drowned guide dogs
With their legs sticking out water
In exaggerated positions
I found it first on a train
And it killed me on the spot
Tears to my eyes and all that
Did you keep a copy
Yes
It is on the ideas board in my study
It still kills me even after all these years
The second cartoon
It matches the simplicity of the first
It shows a boy looking into a toy shop window
He is staring at an empty box
With a confused look on his face
Action Man Deserter
Is the name of the toy
Again this cracked me up
Did you keep a copy
Yes
Same place
Yes
What do you think is the secret
Of a good joke or cartoon
Simplicity
Thank you for your time Joe
Why have you stolen my watch