Cora

Josie

Maureen has invited us to try out her hot tub

What is a hot tub Josie

A size twenty after a run

Shut up Joe

I have never tried a hot tub

They are not that common in Greece

Are there any rules

Hot Tub Etiquette

Joe

Do not confuse Cora

Have you ever been in a hot tub

Once when drunk

Her name was Selina

Poor ewe

It was not a nice experience

Joe

I set my limit at size sixteen

You are cruel brother Joe

But you do make me laugh

Joe do you want to die soon

No not the Ibiza photographs

I would rather have Monkey Pox

Then button it

I can only see a zip

Where were we Cora

Hot Tubs

And Hot Tub Etiquette

Leave the room Joe

I cannot

Why

Because we are in a field

Are we in Norway Josie

Joe leave the field

Hot Tubs are relaxing places

All your troubles float away

I adore them

How big are they

They vary

But are normally sensibly sized

Do you wear clothes

That is up to you

I normally go naked

It depends on who you are with

But Maureen is okay

Guys do realise that Hot Tub Etiquette

Is almost identical to that of saunas

We have saunas in Greece

They are called cities

Joe

Cora

What are these silly rules

Here it is

Red Dog in Ibiza

Sorry Josie sorry anything but that

Then behave

No farting

It is wrong to fart in a sauna

For obvious reasons

But why does that also apply to hot tubs

Think about it Cora

I do not have a clue

It is very simple

If you fart under water

You create a bubble

But this is no ordinary air bubble

It is a fart bubble

And they are deadly

You are sitting there all relaxed

And bang all the gasses of your bum

Surface

Yuk

There is always a danger of following through

If uncontrolled little brown mines will surface

Joe please do not corrupt Cora with your toilet humour

Hot Tub Humour

OUCH THAT HURT

Josie may I ask Joe a final question

What happens if you urinate in a hot tub

You feel better

Does the water change colour

Depends on the night before

Body hair

What about body hair

Where does it go

Scientists have been seeking an answer for many years

I am no scientist

So I cannot answer your question



Joe Josie & Cora

Next Week – What to do with Unwanted Bogies