Interview Joe
How are you Joe
I am good
You
The same
I love your green dress
Thank you Joe
It is nice that it comes from a fashionista
Joe
Are you really happy
Not at present
I am happy but not happy
What makes you unhappy
The state of the world
It is being run by insipid leaders
Lunatics are running the asylum
This said there are some strong leaders
Who I admire
They just get things done
Black and White
Are you going to give an example
No
Why
Because there are no conversations to be had
I can see your point
Away from the world what do you think of the UK
I think it is a corrupted sewer
Do you mean decay
Yes
It has been in decay for a number of years
What upsets you at present
The new government
Everything they touch is turning to ****
Anything in particular
The obvious one
Namely
The Winter Fuel Payments
But it does not affect you
I agree but somebody once said
That a good guide
When evaluating a country
Is to see how it values its elderly people
They are not at present valued
The government talks about a black hole
There is no ******* black hole
It was just a cheap target
And because of that the risks to older people increase
What about the benefits
Older people do not always collect benefits
Possibly because they are too complex
Or that it makes them feel weak and dirty
Many older people are very proud and self sufficient
I do understand them
This coming from a land of ring fenced pensions
They are treating people as stupid
Which is very dangerous
Do you think that the government wastes money
Very much
We waste billions every year
On what
The Theatre of Absurdity
That is why people took to the streets
Many will say that it was an excuse for a punch up
I agree but many of the people were just angry
Like me they have witnessed the decay
They can remember the days of Pale England
Pale England is a fantasy you have said that yourself
It is a fantasy as in theory it does not exist
But it was once real very very real
Many will say you are racist Joe
They do not understand the word
If you think about it a racist (if the word exists at all)
Is the chap who is walking by a river
There are two children in a small boat
One white and one black
The boat overturns
Throwing both children into the river
This man only rescues the white child
Because of his colour
The black child drowns
That is racism
Who would you rescue Joe
I am surprised that you have asked me that question
And to be truthful I am a little insulted
Sorry
Beauty and brains Sephine remember that
It is vitally important
That might be seen as a sexist remark Joe
It is
You are lucky enough to be very beautiful
And are obviously very intelligent
Do not spoil yourself
Do not let toxic agendas spoil you
In answer to your question
I would rescue both children
As I am colourblind
What would you do Sephine
Nothing
Why
Because I cannot swim
But I would find someone who could swim
A fair answer
I am going to give you some advice
Learn to swim
It is not hard
You will not drown
I do not think that I like you Joe
You like me a great deal
But hate me because I can see your naked soul
You are difficult to interview Joe
Am I too honest for you
Just strip yourself down to basics
And you might be shocked
Why would I be shocked
Because you are very similar to me
Are you flirting with me
No
You are
Are you flattered
I know your current circumstances
And yes
Wednesday at eight
Where
Mario’s
I accept
May I bring Virginia
As it is rather cool by the river
I think that we might be good friends Joe
That is a possibility Sephine