May May
May eye ask ewe a question Joe
You may ask me a question May May
You have often said
That governments normally red
Are manned by stupid people
(beware the tyranny of the stupid)
Does it not scare you
It does scare me
But not as much
As those with brains
As they understand
What they are doing
Whereas idiots will always be idiots
Joe
May May
I have some news
Some fantastic news
Do share
I am engaged
Wow I am so pleased for ewe
Who is the unlucky chap
You might know him
So tell
Jim May
Oh Lucky Jim
I know his brother Conrad
May I tell Josie
I have already messaged her
When is the unhappy day
We are going to live in Sin
Is that near Truro
It is not far away
There is such a lovely church there
St Judes
Joe as you know Mummy and Daddy are no longer with us
As you were the son of the cloth
I would like you to give me away on the longest day
Would it not be easier to sell you for a price
It would reduce the costs of the wedding
What about Conrad is he going to be the best man
No
Why
He wants to be one of the bridesmaids
Really
Oh dear
He loves lavender dresses
I have just eaten May May
I did not feel a thing
I never thought this of him
Especially after he stole Josie’s knicks
I just thought he was just your average misguided socialist
Joe your answer
I would be honoured Mrs May May May
Thank you so much Joe and guess what
As you take me down the aisle
The music I have chosen is by Eminem