He stole from the rich

To give to the poor

How romantic

Then look at it in a mirror

He stole from the poor

To give to the overpaid train drivers

Because he shit himself

Each time a brother barked

Looking at the figures

I can not help but wonder

How pale it is in comparison

To the amounts wasted

On the people who cross the seas

And have no right to be here

In the first place

Another thing that I cannot stand

Is that if a Labour MP

Does not vote with the government

He/She or it is suspended

Democratic ain’t it

Joe