Jimmy as you know this your opportunity
To think about your career when you leave skool
What does your Dad do for a living
Which Dad
Carrying on have you had any thoughts
Yes
Please share
I think about Mary Jenkins in Form 5
Really
Yes I think about her in my bath
So you are originally from Somerset Jimmy
No just Bath
What can you see yourself doing in five years
Playing for the Arsenal
But you only have one leg Jimmy
That is okay as I can still play
Explain
In European competitions
The ties are played over two legs
I might not be able to play in the first leg
But if selected would be available for the second leg
Have you had any other thoughts
Miss Ringlicker
Miss Ringlicker
She is the matron
Is she nice
No *** as ****
But gives me great messages
Does your phone not work
No I sold it when the deal went wrong
There are many opportunities out there Jimmy
I do have a thought Sir
That being
I would like to become a serial killer
What makes you say that
My larynx normally
Do you like cornflakes
Hate them
Puffed Wheat
No
Sugar Puffs
Yuk
Then I do not that you would make a good cereal killer
There is something I have always fancied
What is that
I would like to be the Prime Minister
Are you an honest lad
No
Then that will help you
Do you believe in free speech
I can only count 22
Another box ticked
Do you love your country
No it is a sewer
Would you be able to cope with the workload
What workload
You know jetting around the world
Meeting other freeloaders such as yourself
So I would have to meet other people
Yes
I do not like other people
Other box ticked
An honest question Jimmy
What really attracts you
Ben Smith’s mum
She is grade one d***y
Seriously
Seriously
The free clothes for me and my t**t
Anything else
My ring fenced pension
Also I will not have to pay the leccy bills
On my gaff in Lundun
The starving taxpayers will foot the cost
What about the pensioners
We get cold winters down here
If you get my drift
You are a little gob***** Jimmy
Thank You Sir
People are not normally that nice 2me