I live opposite my ex wife

She is married to my best friend

I see her most mornings

In what was our bedroom

She parades around either quite naked

Or in various states of undress

This torments me greatly

As I did not instigate the break

I have asked her not to so this to me

She has said that she will cease this theatre

Only if I assassinate the Prime Minister

Apart from not wanting to do so

This is an impossibility as I am totally blind