There is one thing that I like about you

Only one

Well two

Only two

Here is a story that happened to a friend of mine

I will call him Henry

He had a girlfriend name Shirley

Who was always on heat

The poor sod could hardly walk

Well LSS she asked him to wear her panties for a day

I might ask you to do that but I am normally commando

I am ignoring ewe Sephine

She promised him everything

He was a rugby player even taller than me

What happened

Do not get any ideas young lady

Well Henry had a weakness that would never affect me

That being

He was a coke addict

So am I especially on hot days

Not that coke

Being playful

Well occasionally he took snow bombs

And took Shirley up on the dare

He lived in a large town in Kent

What did Shirley promise him

This is our first date

Any guesses

Possibly a bit of girl on girl as he was very into that

Then it happened

What happened

He was hit by a car

Poor boy

Was he hurt

Yes and no he injured his pelvis but what happened afterwards was far more painful

I think I know what you are going to say

Yes

I bet that caused some amusement

It did

But what made things worse was that one of the nurses knew his brother

The poor sod did not stand a chance as innocently she told someone else

Patient confidentiality

Like Hell

I now know why Henry was riding the rails

Within a week it was common knowledge

He began to receive panties in the post catalogues and the like

Are they still together

Very much as Shirley felt very guilty

Because of the injury Henry was unable to play rugger for over a year and when he surfaced again he found himself playing hooker in the seconds

I think you have made a joke there Joe

I have

I know nothing about rugby

I like the game but the rules are worse than cricket

Did Josie or any of your ladies past ask you to wear their panties

What do you think

In a way and I put this bluntly Sephine

Everything was on tap for me

I think I am going to enjoy the ride

Hold your horses

Too late they have already bolted Joe