I was in the City of the Pilgrims
And unfortunately cut my finger
Which caused it to bleed
As I did not want to stain my clothes
I went into a Catholic Church
And bathed my injury
In the Holy Water near the door
I soon left the sacred building
Thinking no more of my wounded finger
Some hours later
I passed the church
And was surprised to see
A considerable number of people deep in prayer
It seems that on seeing the bloodied Holy Water
That a group of travelling nuns
Mistook my blood as being that of Christ
LSS I found myself in seriously deep shit
And am currently on a one way bus to Hell