Jess and Fee were in Totnes
On the sixth day of their Devon holiday
That morning a kind farmer had given them three eggs
Which they wanted to boil
So they purchased a hotel
With a magnificent kitchen
But no eggcups were to be found
So they went to China Blue
And asked her for three
Two for Jess
And one for Fee
Petra Gaynor 2010
(The original poem has been hidden in a plastic container within the town if you find the poem please contact Petra Gaynor or myself)