I was sharing a bath with Hildegart Rodriguez Carballeira
She was the most intelligent girl in Spain
We will be crossing the equator in three hours
What shall we do?
The usual I will chase you and the other crew members around the boat with shaving foam and we will fight with olive oil
And after?
We will all jump into the sea naked
But what about the brandy?
It is the only alcohol we have left on board
And yes we will offer the sea a share of our brandy
Do you know what I am going to do?
Tell me
I am going to build a garden shed from the remains of an ocean going yacht
Why would you destroy a much travelled beautiful yacht to construct a humble garden shed?
Because it was originally a garden shed
And this bath?
This bath was originally a security fence
But why should you not make the shed from the remains of the security fence?
Because it is not organic
Are you saying that this bath is not organic?
Yes
But it contains two living creatures
One lovelier than the other
Thank you
Beauty is an abstract
I am large
What is large?
I am large
Hildegart Rodriguez Carballeira stood up in the bath
I am large
Whether you are large or not is of no consequence
Do you think that this bath considers you large?
Do you think that the security fence considers you large?
You have an ample bottom and full breasts
But you are not large
Hildegart Rodriguez Carballeira slid back into the bath
There was very little displacement of water
See you have hardly disturbed our bath water
That is because I am not here
You have imagined me
I am in your garden shed