Go on go I dare you
The seagull was speaking to a timid squirrel
I cannot see the road and am aware that there might be traffic
The seagull flew upwards almost vertically
High above the houses that lined the quiet avenue
It is clear in both directions
The squirrel ran blindly into the road was hit by a passing car
As it lay dying it looked up at the mocking seagull
You have betrayed me
The seagull landed and began to approach the stricken creature
You stupid squirrel why did you not heed my warning?
You did not give me a warning
You should have heeded my warning
I told you that someday you would be my meal ticket
But you blindly followed me until you were hit by the car
Do you think that I liked myself for this?
But one of us had to survive
The squirrel died and to the seagull’s astonishment began to rise upwards
At first it only rose a few feet but then it began to rise rapidly and vanished into the low mists
After a few moments the seagull flew after its prey but soon became disorientated in the low cloud
It returned to spot where it had stood before
On the opposite side of the road the seagull watched as a middle aged man walked past
He was shielding the eyes of his granddaughter
As he watched the man and the child walk away the seagull became aware that a woman was standing above him.
She was a beautiful woman somewhat shorter than the man but with a shock of golden hair that was moving quietly in the morning breeze
The woman reminded the seagull of a mermaid
We were all witness to your evil deed
Then I will walk into the road and await the next car
The beautiful woman walked away in the same direction as the middle aged man and his granddaughter
The seagull stayed in the road for over an hour
It was overcome with guilt
No cars passed in either direction
The seagull spoke to God
Please end my torment
Why do you not give me peace?
God did not answer and the seagull stayed in the same spot for the rest of the day
It was as the autumn night began drawing in that the seagull became aware that a tiny angel had landed on its shoulder
Why did God not end my miserable life?
That is your punishment seagull
But I am truly sorry
That is why God has forgiven you
He sent a mother to visit you
No-one has passed me all day
Think again seagull you were visited
By the middle aged man and his granddaughter
And the beautiful woman
You were in the presence of his only grandchild and her grandparents
But Christ died without issue
So the story goes
I am confused no cars have passed and I have been visited by the grandparents of the Christ child
All this because I was instrumental in causing the death of a miserable squirrel
Many cars have passed seagull
But I have not seen any
I have not been struck as the squirrel was
You have been struck many times seagull
Am I dead?
No you are very much alive
I am at a loss to understand you
As I said that is your punishment seagull
You will remain in this road on this very spot for eternity
You were judged by the grandparents of the Christ child and by the daughter of Christ
You were judged by God
This is God’s punishment
Many cars in both directions will strike you but you will feel no pain
Unlike the squirrel who died in agony
And you tiny angel what will become of you?
I too was a sinner and was punished by God
I have been commanded to spend eternity with you
I will remain with you as a reminder of God’s love for all creatures
No matter how small