I was left this house in the will of a distant cousin
It is quite small and rather scruffy
The immediate area is not as desirable as it once was
And the passing trains rattle the very foundations
Of my house and others in the street
But I enjoy their company
I have painted the walls
And fixed the plumbing
The garden is again desirable
You will enjoy my roses
Will you hoover my new carpets
When you next visit me
Naked
As you did once before