An aging actress who is still very beautiful
Loads clips of my life on to her Instagram account
I never returned to England after the duel
And still receive my annuity of five hundred guineas a year
Even though Bullingdon is long gone and forgotten
When I am in Calais I often think of Lady Lyndon
In her beautiful sea facing house in Deal
And wonder in she still looks at the coast of France
Through her fine expensive telescope
In the vain hope of seeing me limping along the beach