A woman had been attacked near the oilfields

And Jesus of Nazareth was the main suspect

But I knew this to be untrue as Jesus was a kind and gentle man

And was not capable of such an evil

It was then that I decided to find the culprit myself

I dressed as an itinerant oil worker

And hung around the rigs doing odd jobs

The only difference was that I was carrying a gun

That I intended to use

My search took me a number of months

But when another woman was attacked

I was able to find the piece of shit responsible

It was at this moment that I made my biggest mistake

As the monster was far stronger than me

And was beating me to a pulp behind the refinery gates

I was about to die when a bullet ripped my assailants brain apart

Jesus was standing in the white shadows of the sun and was holding my weapon

He told me that he had blown the fucker back to the black hell

From where it had come and thanked me for my trust and love