A lot of people think that I have an image to protect

That is total bollocks as I could do anything

And still not harm my image

You have to accept that being

The Son of God

Does go a long way in life

A few days ago I checked in

To see if you guys were still loving each other

As I was a little worried that standards had fallen

Well being an arse I came down without a mask

And one thing led to another and I was refused

Entry into Boots because I did not have a face covering

I tried to explain that I was The Son of God

But the young lady would have none of it

And I had to fork out 395 for a pack of three

This left me a bit short and I was unable to get God’s prescription

Until a local woman recognised me and paid for the pills

I asked her if I could do anything in return

She told me that her husband had contracted a dose

Whilst visiting Wolverhampton on works do

I asked her whether she had forgiven him for fucking around

She said she had although she was still pissed with him for infecting her soon afterwards

So I called them together in The Green Dragon and performed a miracle

My new friends left happy in the knowledge that they had been cleansed

And that Wolverhampton appeared to be heading for another lockdown

It was then that my mobile went off

Dad was chasing me as his back was aching again

So I had to catch the first train back

As did not want him nagging me for the rest of eternity