Mr & Mrs Coastal Path grew Marigolds in their small garden
The Marigolds resented this as they wanted to explore the world
So they romped naked around the garden to upset the neighbours
In view of this and the complaints from both sides of the road
Mr & Mrs Coastal Path decided to grow cabbages
Who were modest and well behaved
This pissed off the errant Marigolds and as soon as the weather was warm
They would romp around the garden in all their splendour just for the hell of it
This made the cabbages green blush to the delight of the orange flowers
Mr Coastal Path who had been in the army for many years decided enough was enough
And on a cold November afternoon he dug up all the Marigolds and left them in the garden waste
This was his big mistake as although most of the Marigolds perished two survived
And during the harsh winter Marigolds One and Two decided to get their revenge on the world
They waited until Spring and whilst Mr & Mrs Coastal Path were on a weekend break in the Isle of Wight
They booked their tickets away from Surbiton towards the USA
Their destination were the Badlands where Charles Starkweather had conducted his killing spree
But before they left they poisoned all the other plants in the garden with weed killer
And chopped the holy cabbages into pieces with a swiss army knife
They even torched the postcard from the Isle of Wight that Mr & Mrs Coastal Path had sent to their garden
Within weeks they were in Nebraska and Wyoming and started their killing spree immediately
Two drive in garden centres and an ornamental garden were shot to death on consecutive days
And the governors garden was poisoned with a nerve agent that had been stolen from a local hardware store
It was during this robbery that Marigold One was shot by a security cactus and seriously injured
Both Marigolds laid low for a while although they were connected with the needless slaughter of some strawberry plants
In a motel garden not far from Bennet Nebraska in the fall of that year
The FBI took an interest in their case and agents begun to track their movements
Mr and Mrs Coastal Path who had been appalled by the senseless slaughter in their Surbiton garden also helped
They supplied a number of photographs of Marigold One and Marigold Two’s naked romps as well as views of Epping Forest
This was the breakthrough that the cops needed and after a robbery at a garden centre in Gibsland Louisiana
The Marigolds were shot to death by a posse of lawmen especially chosen for the job
Their car was riddled with bullet holes and various kinds of weed killer as well as deadly slug pellets
The Marigold’s remains were incinerated at a nearby rubbish dump and great care was taken to ensure that they did not seed during their final journey
But in the last few months there have been a number of reports of garden attacks both in the Badlands of Nebraska and Surbiton England
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