A number of years ago you were caught sunbathing topless

By a tradesman who came to repair the garden fence

You crossed the garden without covering up to show him your detailed plans

As you returned and sensing the mans embarrassment you apologised for your lack of modesty

The tradesman replied that he was a man of the world and promised to return in a week

This all happened an hour ago and I am currently engaged in recording the incident

In the shade of our new summer gazebo