On the 29th of February 2016 I swallowed a bullet whilst flying between Paris and Prague
I had smuggled the bullet on board in a can of talcum powder without being detected
When I returned from the toilet I became unwell and lost consciousness
Later I found myself on the wing of the aircraft with two visiting angels
One was wearing black and the other was wearing white
They were both cross with me for trying to destroy my life
From my position I could see the crew giving me first aid in my seat
They were successful in their treatment and I soon expelled the bullet
Two months later I was sent to prison for my crime and placed on suicide watch