A security guard found her shitting between two cars in an exclusive car park
After she had hitched up her jeans the guard touched her shoulder roughly
She slapped him hard in the face
He sprayed her with unpleasant spray and she collapsed hitting her head on the side of a car
You are killing an angel
God whispered into the security guards ear
The security guard was full of remorse and picked the unconscious girl up
He bathed her wound with his tissue and poured water on her
The angel opened her eyes
She spat bloodily into his face
He wiped it off and did nothing
It is my job you see and I will lose it if angels shit on their cars
I was shitting between the cars not on them arsehole
Shit is shit wherever it is
The security guard helped the girl to her feet
She was unsteady
What do you have against rich people
Nothing
Then why did you shit in this secure car park
You must of broken in
I needed a shit and if a public car park was available I would have shit there
The security guard looked at the cut on the girls forehead
You need that stitched as it is deep
Leave me alone
Very well I will escort you out of the car park and then you are on your own
Blood was dripping on to the damp floor of the car park
A car suddenly came down the ramp and startled the girl and the security guard
He pushed the girl roughly behind a column and told her to stay still
A middle aged couple emerged from an expensive looking car
The woman who was wearing a fur coat smiled at the security guard and gave him a generous tip
Be sure to look after our lovely car and I do not want angels defecating near it do you understand
Yes Madam I can assure you that the angel problem is no longer a problem as they have all returned to Heaven
I would like to think that is the case but I am sure that you have the matter in hand
I have
Angels are such filthy creatures
The couple then left the car park by the private members lift
About fucking time I am bleeding to death and you are chatting up that rich slag
Keep still as you are still losing blood
Here take this money and get a taxi to the hospital
As if a fucking taxi would take me in this state stinking of shit and bleeding everywhere
You cannot stay here that is obvious
Then let me leave
In your state
Nobody would care they would just think another fucking angel beaten by her punters
Well I care
What is your name
Joe although my parents call me Joseph
What is your name
Mary
Are you with child
What makes you think that
Just a hunch
Not as far as I know
I have found that other angels who use this car park as a toilet are normally with child
That is what makes them shit a lot
Raw meat I ate raw meat that is what gave me the shits
I am going to take you hospital
Fuck off
Very well just stay here and bleed to death
Fuck you
You are with child I may be a humble security guard but I am not stupid
See that old car
Yes
That is my car
So what
I am going to drive you to the hospital in my car nobody will notice
They will see my wings as soon as they examine me
So what they see wings every day
Will you wait for me Joe