Pink Hairbrush

I sold my pink hairbrush to a greengrocer six months ago

To this day I am not sure why I did this

As it left me without a hairbrush

My hair became matted and I began to resemble Medusa

Needless to say this did little for my social life

And boyfriends were a problem too

 

The Love Life of Comets

I often lie in bed with Sarah Connor

And worry about comets

To all intents and purposes they are lovely creatures

But unlucky in love

Their sex life is almost non existent

This makes me very sad

But then again I am just a helpless girl

With snakes in her hair