My wife has a birthmark on her bottom which resembles President Macron

She used to be a French swimming champion

But retired from the sport when she found that Macron could not swim.

Up to last year we were keen nudists and visited Cap D’Agde frequently

But we no longer enjoy our leisure there

As she was informed that the president has a fair complexion and burns quite easily

But not all is lost as Alice is due to have surgery on her birthmark

So that a likeness of Gerard de Nerval may be seen

By anybody who cares to look at her bottom