I like to read philosophy books when I am in the bath
The works well when I am quite alone
But it does prove difficult when my wife joins me in the bath
As instead of of studying my books
I just stare at her magnificent breasts
She sympathises with my dilemma
And often lends me her cosmetic mask
But this creates a further problem
As I cannot see what I am reading
It does wonders for my skin and I must say I look a good ten years younger
But it does inhibit the furtherance of my philosophical knowledge
I have now abstained from taking baths
In the hope that the vacancy will improve me
But this has failed for two reasons
As now I am beginning to stink and socially this has turned me into something of a leper
But more importantly I have discovered that if I do not bathe
That I will not be able to read my many books of philosophy
Life can be so simple yet so complex at the same time
You know this is true when you smile into the mirror
And it refuses to show any emotion in return