I am stateless at least I believe I am stateless

 

My mother was a dwarf in a travelling circus

 

But this has not inhibited my growth

 

As I am nearly two metres tall

 

I never knew my father

 

It was rumoured he was a clown

 

Which probably accounts for my lack of humour

 

A junkie is sleeping in my bed

 

So I am going to walk the streets tonight

 

Perhaps she will cook me breakfast

 

When I return to my room