High Church
Low Church
Whilst sharing a coffee with my lovely wife
In a poignant street in Newportown
I became concerned at the number
Of High Church and Low Church buildings
That we had passed on the way from the railway station
A waitress with a tattoo on her right leg
Assured me that all was in order
As the churches were quite evenly spread
Which was not always the case
Near the railways in some mainland towns
Costa Coffee
This island town has fine Costa Coffee outlet
The staff are friendly and very knowledgeable
About coffees throughout the world
But for some reason they became reticent
When I discussed the ongoing problems
Of managing a tidy Brazilian
Written by Chris & Beatrice Herman during an idle moment in Newportown