I watched your friend jump from a rock into the pool below

He or she was holding a camera on a pole

And was filming their jump

What violence must have occurred on impact

Please send me a record of the plunge

As I have never ventured underwater

Although I born with fins

My parents emigrated

When I was very young

I long to see this other world

But I have never learnt to swim

If I jumped from the rock today

I would most probably drown

Which would be something of a waste

As I am Gods only assassin

But who gives a shit Marianne