I have just completed my first book

It is called

Face Sitting Can Be Fun

Its subject as you can guess

Is about the nocturnal habits of magpies

If the book sells well

Then I might consider a sequel

 

Big Pants

I have always worn big pants

As they are far more comfortable than strings

But there are drawbacks as in the early months

Large birds tend to nest in them

As they hang on the washing line

To remedy this I hang on the line with them

And shoo the naughty birds away

I have been congratulated on this idea

Which confirms to me that simplicity is everything

 

 

 

Mad Mike 2020