The pop star Lilly Allen has promoted

The benefits of masturbation

I agree with her points fully

But masturbation is not really ideal

If one is a keen mountaineer

 

 

Ice Cream Parlours for the Blind

My parents own an ice cream parlour

Which is situated opposite the pier

I help out on Tuesdays and Saturdays

But have problems when people order cones

As lime cones become strawberry ones

And mango ones become lemon ones

But as most of our customers are blind

My mistakes are not much noticed

Which is fine with me as I am training

To become the first blind RAF pilot

 

 

Mad Mike 2020