Fat Woman Collective
Lets Riot
Not Diet
I am giving up cops for lent
So should you
Not Locked
Yesterday I walked into my friends bathroom
And found my hippie cousin naked in the bath
She did not find my presence upsetting
On the contrary she began discussing our walk
I told her that she had lied to me
As she did not have tattoos on her body
She smiled at me and quietly said
What is this world without humour
Bats
If we left the bats alone
Then you would not have
To waste your valuable time
Reading this shitty poem