Tasmain Orlando
Tasmain Orlando was named after the city
In which she was conceived
Which was lucky for her
As her dear parents had originally booked
A two week break in Kissimmee
Haulover Beach
Antonia and Antonia
Arrived at Haulover Beach
On the first day of their vacation
They could not believe their eyes
As everybody was quite naked
Nothing in William Faulkner
Had prepared them for this
So they used their Faulkner books
To protect their modesty
As they swam in the sea
Which was a futile occupation
As the August light was very strong
Oranges in Florida
It is a well known fact
That Florida is famous
For its beautiful oranges
Which is unfortunate for me
As I prefer lemon limes and other fruits
Emily Rose (2020)