I recently purchased a set of ornate forks
In a plush presentation box
The box and the forks are some sixty year’s old
Lately I have been self harming and that is the reason
That I purchased this box of forks
As I like to self harm in style
Some of the forks break my skin
I only use the back of my hands you see
Whilst others only leave an indentation
I am visiting a lighthouse today
And will enjoy French sardines in a tomato sauce