Out of Order


Out of order what does it really mean

Is it that you are out of order

And that I am going to punch you on the nose

 

Does it mean that the lift to the sixth floor

Is out or order

And that I will have to use the stairs

 

Or that my mothers name was Order

And that I was out of Order

On the day of my birth

 

Do I live in a town called Order

But am forced to work in the city

That would mean that I would be out of Order on certain days

 

Or that my darling wife is called Order

And when we are not fucking ourselves blind

That I am totally out of Order