When I was very young I remember being told a story about a girl who had been blind since birth

Who had her diseased eyes replaced

During a pioneering operation

Her donor was a serial killer who had been tried and fried for his crimes

All was well for a while

But soon she began to see his victims one by one

At first she dismissed these visions as nightmares

But they were far too real

She became sour and distressed

And eventually jumped from a city bridge

With her Ray-Bans in her hand

When she awoke in heaven

She discovered that her eternity partner

Was none other than the serial killer

Who had been forgiven by God

As he had repented all his sins