When I arrived at Sandown Railway Station I purchased a ticket to Ryde for Caron and myself as we had been commissioned by the Pornography for Ducks website to write reviews about the Costa Coffee Cafe on Ryde Pier

The railway employee asked me what colour panties were being worn by my wife and I told him that she frequently went commando on hot summer days

When our train arrived I noticed that was a 1938 Underground train

Which soon went into a tunnel as underground trains tend to do

The first station was Oxfam in Croatia which puzzled me as there is no station of that name on the Isle of Wight

Thinking that we had selected the wrong train I went to the ticket office and purchased a pair of white panties for Caron and after she had put them on we left the station

Or rather we found ourselves in a small Oxfam shop which was housed in what can be best be described as a temporary unit

It was very new and very clean and there was a great selection of new and second hand clothes

Caron soon found a rather nice black sweater which had been constructed by The Long Way Home fashion label

She asked if I liked it and I noted that it was a fine garment but it would not go with her white panties

But she told me that she had plenty of dresses in her blind wardrobe which had been designed by the Innocence with 20% off people and there were no restrictions on her underwear

I smiled and said that it did not matter to me and I was only thinking of the ticket office employees at the various stations on the line

The manageress of this Oxfam shop was called Magda and she I suppose was about fifty years old

She told us that she had been raised in Freshwater Bay but had moved to Croatia after a sad love affair with a queer sailor from Gibraltar

It as then that I noticed that the skies to the west of the unit were getting very dark and the wind was beginning to whip the young saplings on the harbour wall

I was told that we were looking at a Brindisi Storm which were so savage that she would have to close the shop for a while

We were further advised to seek shelter or better still to catch the next train to Ryde

And that is what happened and we are now sitting in the Costa Coffee Cafe on Ryde Pier writing our separate reviews

The location has great views of the Solent but I have noticed that patrons entering the outlet can see directly up Caron’s dress and will know that she is a natural blonde

I have mentioned this in my review for the benefit of others