The Americans in Berlin

Is the name of my cat

He does not like this name

And refuses to answer to it

I have asked him what name

Would he choose if invited

Star Wars The Movie

Was his considered choice

So as of tomorrow I will call him

Star Wars The Movie

This will be an expensive business for me

As I will have to rename all his cat dishes and his bed

And re-register him at the vets and on all his insurance certificates

I do wish that I had called him Jeoffry