I was born in Devon but raised in Cornwall

My hair is golden blond which suits my tan

It is said that I have Germanic features

Although I feel that I have gentler looks

I left university with a double first

Of which I am immensely proud

I am not using it at present

As I am travelling through Europe with Daisy

When we find ourselves fully exhausted

We might return and use our degrees

Our trips are funded by my modelling

Which pays well although I do not enjoy it

As I am being forever pestered by clinging homosexuals

Who hang around like drunken flies

I met my girlfriend Daisy at university

And was attracted to her innocence and beauty

As well as he her soft feline features

She moves like a cat and seems to walk on air

To use a cliche she is my Golden Girl

We live on the golden beaches and live golden lives

Yet a times I look at bedroom doors

With Daisy snug in my arms

And wonder when it will all end if it ends at all

I try not to approach these rancid doors

For fear of releasing all the foul things

That linger unseen in other rooms

 

 

Daisy’s Angelic Bikini

I favour your white bikini Daisy

Above all the coloured ones

As it is more transparent

After you have swum in the sea

I adore honesty above everything else

As this in turn creates harmony

And smooths our paths of affection