I have a large number of Princess Leia figures

On my window sills

In varying states of undress

My wife buys me one

On each of my birthdays

But he is beginning to repeat himself

And duplicate the models

But that is a not a problem

As I keep some of the figures

In the cab of the train that I drive

Nobody gives a fuck

As they know that there are two women in my life

Gordan and Princess Leia

In the last year two people

Have jumped in front on my train

As I raced through outer suburban stations

Obviously this shocks me as I am still partially human

But it warms me to think that their final moments

Were spent looking at Princess Leia’s beautiful breasts

If I had to go I think that I might choose this method

As from my position in the cab I can only see her pert bottom