I often share a bath with my publisher

And discuss my forthcoming books

Her name is Georgie Jane Joe

And she owns GJJ Publishing

I soap her breasts with a silken sponge

Until she is quite aroused and closes her eyes

That is the secret of my seductions

But I am not a lesbian far from it

It is because I am a poor writer

And will some day be found out

Nobody will read my trashy novels

And my publisher will drop me like a stone

So I think that it is wise to insure oneself

Against eventualities such as this