My dream was quite odd as I dreamt that QPR
Had lost 2-10 to Crystal Palace at Loftus Road
This was followed by a dream
About a factory that made sacks
For the peter potato market
I was the quality assurance manager
But did not care for the post
As I disliked potatoes named peter
It was 1027 when my alarm sounded
I strolled to the kitchen at the back of the house
And found you watching a commuter train pass
You were quite naked apart from a red ribbon in your hair
Lucy van Pelt was making coffee and offered me one
In my secretly stolen Snoopy and Woodstock mug
I had to decline as I was allergic
To the music of coffee
And did not want to chance a reaction
As I had an important client meeting at 1414
After a while I commented on the symmetry of your tan lines
Which far from spoiling your tan complemented it
In another universe I could see tan lines like yours
Being a must have will have fashion accessory
By now you are sitting opposite me and we both watch a freight train pass
The driver is smiling I wonder if he has seen your breasts
I tell you that you are the best pen pal that I ever have met
You smile and tell me that you are my sister and it is time to wake up