What a great way to wake up

In your Volkswagen Camper

Drinking coffee by the sea

We stretch out in our sleeping bags

Trying not to show our bits

As this is a busy campsite

And our windows are crystal clear

You are fighting a losing battle

As your boobs are itching to see the sun

I am at an advantage as my chest hair

Draws little attention from passing fathers

And their dull dreamy sons

If they walk to the beach 

They will see them uncluttered 

But I feel they are more beautiful 

At play in a Volkswagen Camper 

You say with a hint of a smile crossing

Your tanned Californian face

How beautiful you are an angel with a tan

And then there is a knock on the rear window

It is the chap who owns the other VWC

He wants to take photographs of our van

As it is a year older than his and ours is sea green

I am wearing my boxers as I slide towards the door

Perhaps in an hour when we are more decent

I am going to say also the sun is higher and brighter

Anything to protect your decaying modesty

But as I stand there in my navy blue boxers

You join me wearing only your blackbluepanties

Yes a photograph is a great idea if you don’t mind me like this 

And you tell me that you are going to send it to the VWC magazine 

So much the better it is brilliant plan

As all Volkswagen Campers

Deserve  an early morning kiss

And yes our photograph appeared in the Volkswagen magazine

It proved very popular and you were asked to model again

Next to a line of rainbow VWs in the sunnysouthoffrance

You have gained an army of admirers VW freaks or so I am told

The Summer of 21 was memorable in more ways than one

We are now internet famous and recognised in the street

Which has brought its own rewards

As we now have two Volkswagen Campers

One is Bright Red Orange and the other Soft Sea Green