Do you think that Jesus gives a shit about what we do in the bedroom
And the bathroom
And the bathroom
And on the common near the ice cream hut
And yes on the common near the ice cream hut and all the other places where we conduct ourselves badly
Apart from Chislehurst Railway Station
Yes apart from the railway station
I still have a splinter in my arse my left cheek it is so sore
Why do they use wooden benches
I prefer the metal ones
PAUSE
I have always believed that we are innocents Anna
I agree
Our physicality will not start wars at the worst we will stain the sheets
I think that Jesus will enjoy our pleasures
What do you think
I think that you are right Anna
PAUSE
That said where do you think he stands on our her and her vibrators
That is a difficult one Anna but by purchasing our vibrators we are pouring western money into sweatshops in the Far East
And putting food on tables that would otherwise be bare
So you are saying that we are good people
In a way yes
I think we are good people as apart from loving each other
And Judith
Yes and Judith
And Jenny Lynn
And Jenny Lynn
And the beautiful Brazilian girl on the top floor
Yes
We are good people Anna
We love each other and many others
And bring happiness to all
We do nothing but good
I think that Jesus likes the fact that we spread happiness and love
And give gay girl tips to those less experienced than ourselves
I think that Jesus approves on both counts
PAUSE
Maybe a silly question Anna but do you think that is why we won our heavenly bathroom suite in the Daily Mail competition
Maybe
It is such a nice bathroom suite
Yes it is more than perfect
I agree
I am so in love with our bathroom suite
So am I
In view of this do you think that we should send Jesus one of our naked selfies in the bath
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