I always party in my panties

As to me it is more practical

Jenny Lord

If you spill your drink

On your expensive jeans

Then they will retain the stain

The same applies if you wear

Your favourite party dress

So why spoil your lovely clothes

Jenny Lord

My only advice is to wear clean panties

As grubby ones are not that chic

And can have a detrimental effect

On your busy social calendar

Jenny Lord