Virgin on the Baroque
Is a clothes shop in Huddersfield
I have never visited this shop
As I live in Littlehampton
This has left me at a slight disadvantage
As I have decided to write a poem about this shop
How Much Do You Love Your Friends
I have a dog that I have named
How Much Do You Love Your Friends
I do not think that the dog is aware of his name
As it ignores me when I tell it not to shit on the beach
I know that this is illegal but the last warden drowned himself
So I pay my imaginary fines promptly to an imaginary country
Soul Thought
The soul is quite lonely in some people
Whereas in others it is busier
Quite why is unclear
Soul Thought
I have given this much thought
And have not come up with an answer
Soul Thought
Although I have noted that some people
Never take the time to close their eyes
Monkey
If I had not found you and educated you
Then you would still be swinging around in the trees
So how do you thank me you just shit on my lawn