As I rested between trains at Ramsgate Railway Station

I began to dream strange dreams about three frisky policemen

Acting like grown schoolboys on Platform Three

As my dream matured Jane told me that all the station loos

Were closed due to logging problems in the main building

A friendly porter then told her

That she could use the loos

On a stationary train

 

As she sat on the main train Jane

began to worry

that the plain train

was about to depart

but she need not have worried

as the driver had refused to take my bribe

My name is Gideon

But people call me Jerubbesheth for short