I am sitting by the fluid traffic lights
In an easy chair that has seen better days
I am wearing a small blue jacket and a red top
And a pair of Marks & Spencer supersize knickers
As I am very proud of my long tanned legs
Nobody has spoken to me today
Apart from a chap in a smart black suit
Who noted rather shyly that Marks & Spencer knickers
Are more compatible to the stresses and strains
Of living happily in large and anonymous cities